Gilda Radner

December 11th, 2008

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.

Kurt Vonnegut

December 11th, 2008

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before… He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.

“Cat’s Cradle”

Dr. Seuss

November 18th, 2008

I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights.

Oscar Wilde

September 19th, 2008

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

William James

July 11th, 2008

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.

Oscar Wilde

July 10th, 2008

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

Robertson Davies

July 9th, 2008

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.

Kurt Vonnegut

July 8th, 2008

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.


July 7th, 2008

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

Carl Sandburg

July 4th, 2008

Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.

Bill Watterson

July 3rd, 2008

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.

Woody Allen

July 3rd, 2008

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Eugene McCarthy

April 24th, 2008

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Franklin P. Jones

April 23rd, 2008

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

Thomas Jones

April 22nd, 2008

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.