Martin Luther King Jr.
February 21st, 2008
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that’s pretty important.
E. B. White
February 20th, 2008
People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
Evan Esar
February 19th, 2008
Walking isn’t a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
E. Joseph Cossman
February 18th, 2008
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
Will Rogers
February 17th, 2008
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Flannery O’Connor
February 16th, 2008
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. There’s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Arthur Stringer
February 15th, 2008
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
“The Silver Poppy”
John Sladek
February 14th, 2008
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
Andy Warhol
February 13th, 2008
I am a deeply superficial person.
Douglas Adams
February 12th, 2008
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ’safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.
Will Durst
February 11th, 2008
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Martin Mull
February 10th, 2008
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Ronald Reagan
February 9th, 2008
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Mark Twain
February 8th, 2008
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Abbie Hoffman
November 3rd, 2007
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.