December 11th, 2008
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before… He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
- “Cat’s Cradle”
November 18th, 2008
I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
September 19th, 2008
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
July 11th, 2008
As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
July 10th, 2008
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
July 9th, 2008
A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
July 8th, 2008
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
July 7th, 2008
Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
July 4th, 2008
Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
July 3rd, 2008
Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
July 3rd, 2008
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
April 24th, 2008
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.
April 23rd, 2008
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
April 22nd, 2008
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
April 21st, 2008
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.