Jackie Mason

August 29th, 2007

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Art Buchwald

August 29th, 2007

You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it.

Susan Ertz

August 29th, 2007

Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Ralph W. Sockman

August 19th, 2007

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.

Thomas Jefferson

August 18th, 2007

The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.