Flannery O’Connor
February 16th, 2008
Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them. There’s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Arthur Stringer
February 15th, 2008
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
“The Silver Poppy”
John Sladek
February 14th, 2008
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
Andy Warhol
February 13th, 2008
I am a deeply superficial person.
Douglas Adams
February 12th, 2008
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ’safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.
Will Durst
February 11th, 2008
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Martin Mull
February 10th, 2008
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Ronald Reagan
February 9th, 2008
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Mark Twain
February 8th, 2008
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Abbie Hoffman
November 3rd, 2007
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Benjamin Franklin
October 25th, 2007
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
(via Neatorama)
Peter C.
October 24th, 2007
Good manners are said to be the lubricant of social interaction. Saying “please” shows you respect someone, and saying “thank you” tells them you appreciate them.
Doug Larson
October 23rd, 2007
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Anatole France
October 22nd, 2007
If fifty million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
(via Vagabox Burn)
Bertrand Russel
October 21st, 2007
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
(via Vagabox Burn)