PandemicSoul Quotelog

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

I read part of it all the way through.

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before… He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.

- “Cat’s Cradle”

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.