PandemicSoul Quotelog

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man’s lawful prey.

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.