It’s played out, bitch!
Jul 21st, 2005 by Jordan
Listen, I’m all about stocking up the taglines and pulling them out at a party like a rusty flask at a high school prom — believe me on that one. But some lines are just need to be retired and laid to rest. Let them die. They are as follows:
“What happens in [location], stays in [location].�
I mean, really, this one was never all that fucking funny to begin with. Vegas co-opted it for their lame-ass advertising, and, okay, I can let them slide with it. But really, does EVERYTHING that happens EVERYWHERE need to stay JUST THERE? Cancun, Cabo, Jamaica, Miami, Seattle, can you hear me?! And listen, you bimbos, saying “What happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico� while being taped for “Girls Gone Wild,� is really just blonde. Really.
“I’m Rick James, bitch!�
He’s dead. You can’t be him anymore.