Posted in Bad Days, What I Hate on Aug 16th, 2007
Am I right in thinking that $6 for window washer fluid is a total scam?
Here’s what happened: my 2004 VW Passat broke down a few weeks ago. I have no idea what the problem was, but it had something to do with “coils.” I asked them to do my 50,000 mile service, as well. […]
Part 1 — June, 2006
I’m sitting on the couch in the living room of my apartment. It’s 1:30pm on a Tuesday afternoon, and it’s not a holiday. I’m not sick, and no one I know has died.
This has been my life for the past three week. I’m a commission-only “Field Agent” selling Life and […]
Posted in Bad Days, Meta, What I Hate on Dec 6th, 2005
… after all the negative flamebaiting I got from the Bob Parsons people. Take a look for yourself. I plan on returning on Wednesday, but I’m quite aggrivated by the fact that there are so many people in the world who think that rudeness is okay. And… uhm… yeah.
The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator, via MetaFilter
Just in time for this year’s family tension, technology saves the day! Here’s what I came up with…
Dear Dumbass,
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you knew shit from shinola you would be dangerous. I have decided to pretend that I […]
I’m already cranky today because I didn’t get a bunch of sleep last night (due to the steroids I’m taking for mono). Then, had to go to this family function out at my dad’s farm. It’s not a farm-farm, just a tree-farm, with two ponds for fishing. Anyway, all of his wife’s family was there […]
Posted in Bad Days, Life, What I Hate on Oct 25th, 2005
I have mono. I don’t know how I got it. It sucks. That’s why I’ve been quiet.
Now I’m on steroids to reduce the size of my golf ballslymph nodes and suddenly I feel like I’m taking caffeine pills. Goodbye apathy, hello productivity!
Posted in Bad Days, What I Hate on Sep 13th, 2005
So yesterday (as in Sunday), I decided to go and do my laundry at the laundromat, because I haven’t washed my bed comforter in, like, forever. It was beginning to get funky. Conveniently, I did not have a stitch of clothing to wear to work today, either, so I figured now would be a good […]
