Posted in What I Hate on Jul 24th, 2005
Luckily, I live next to the stairwell in my building, or I’d end up a grease stain on my concrete floor when this baby becomes a nice big toaster oven. In all the time I’ve lived here, we’ve probably had five false fire alarms (which is a small number, I hear), and only once has […]
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Posted in What I Hate on Jul 21st, 2005
Listen, I’m all about stocking up the taglines and pulling them out at a party like a rusty flask at a high school prom — believe me on that one. But some lines are just need to be retired and laid to rest. Let them die. They are as follows:
“What happens in [location], stays in […]
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